RE-Cap: Passover the 4/20 Hash (on the left hand side if you please)

THE HASH TRASH: (see pictures at the bottom)

Well we hit the hash hard with a smaller pack, which left more beer for the rest of us. The hares gave the pack only 5 minutes at the start and "finish their beer" at each of the beer checks, but they manage to elude the pack. The trail ended at the HASH HOUSE, with BBQ and beer for all.

Some accusations (2% truth) came out in the circle that would scare the visiting grandparents:

1. Dick Pilot was seen throwing rocks at a dead raccoon (in his defense, he didn't know it was dead until he hit it a few times)
2. Cock-a-Puke-a-Doo found herself recognized during this act, and
3. Super Tripper Stripper aparently lived up to her name having almost tripped, and then stripped (and gave herself stuffed t-shirt implants)
4. The hasher formerly known as "Just Erik", found his daughter drinking and driving erratically while honking the horn in the back yard. (good thing she's only 1 and will get off without a fine)
5. Goez Down EZ Autohashed with the baby

NAMING
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Just Randee:
'Swallow my Lucky Charms'
(his wife 'Super Tripper Stripper' is supposed to tell everyone that 'they're magically delicious!')


Just Erik:
'Thickle Me Haths'
(he was tickled into falling out of bed onto the champange glass, and apparently couldn't say his own last name 'Hash' when he was little) I wasn't sure about this name myself, until I heard him say it- now I laugh every time he says it.
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Passover the 4/20 Hash (on the left hand side if you please)

When: 3PM 4/20
Point A: The Pawnee
Hares: Just Erik and NO DICK 4 U!

OK, ok, so there won't be any REAL HASH (besides "Just Erik" and the trail), 4/20 (except the date), or weed (although we'll definately have some shiggy) or whatever the kids are calling it these days. But what we will have is a good trail with beer and fun for all.

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Kilted Hash Recap

Cock-a-puke-a-doo and Dick Pilot laid an excellent trail (with some assistance from her mom) that wound through the north side of trail and finished at Little Bo’s. There were Kilts, Beer, Plaid, good trail, and more beer. Many thanks to Lincoln Hasers Bronzz Bunzz, Once Over Easy, and Lost in Pi for adding to the Kited Hash’s success.

Scottish Kilt Hash April 6th

When: 3PM 4/6/08

Point A: Lost Creek School

Hares: Cock-a-Puke-a-Doo & Dick Pilot

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Bust out your Kilts, April 6th is National Tartan Day!!!

On April 6th, 1320 the Declaration of Arbroath was prepared as a formal Declaration of Independence for Scotland from England.

Don't be "Gaelic"! If you don't have a kilt, just bust out some plad (Tartan if you please), paint your face blue, and thank God for such great Scottish contributions to the world:

• Bagpipes (it all started with "Hey listen to the sound it makes when I blow on this goat intestine!!!")
• Sean Connery "best James Bond" (period- end of argument)
• Whisky is the national drink of Scotland
• Beer has been produced in Scotland for approximately 5,000 years.
• William Wallace from "Braveheart" (ok so the movie isn't entirely historically accurate)